The word game

Here's a fun game spawned from a conversation I had the other day.  I love ragging on my dad about the way he mispronounces words, and we all know there's some common ones like

'erb vs H-erb

or

tomayto vs tomahto (but really, do you know anyone that pronounces it that second way?).

But then... there's some that fall into a grey area... So how do YOU pronounce the following?

PRAWcessor vs PRO-cessor

CON-tribute vs con-TRI-bute

DEE-fense vs de-fence

Care-a-mel vs Car-a-mel

anahl-a-jus vs anahl-a-gus

ban-ahl vs banAL

com-pair-able vs comp-or-able

and then of course...

ur-an-us vs Your-Anus.

Trivial?  Yes.  Waste of time?  Yes.  But that's what a blog is often for, right?  (Or should that be, that's what a blog is Off-en for?)

Golf

Man... this is possibly the worst designed golf trophy ever...

...or maybe the best.

Sense: This post makes none

Well, I was about to write something about the pumpkin I made for halloween this year...


...but this image was just too good not to share instead. = D