Tuesday, December 9, 2008

How owned I got

I present to you exhibit A: The Xbox 360 title "Gears of War 2," which I purchased legitmately from renowned seller "Futureshop."

Now I present exhibit B: The PC title "True Crime: Streets of LA," which I found after opening the "Gears of War 2" disc case. Make special note that True Crimes is not, in fact, Gears of War 2.

And finally, exhibit C: Rather than a game manual, I instead find 50 Lottario entry forms.

If it pleases the court, I would like to present this case as the definition of "owned."


Lynn said...

can you refund it?

neural_traffic said...

The correct term in L33t is "pwn3d".